Candy-Corny Disney Halloween Jokes

Make them groan like ghosts with these corny halloween jokes set to images from the Disney theme parks. Click here to see our whole Pinterest board devoted to Disney dad jokes.

Halloween joke: knock knock….Who’s there?….Orange….Orange Who?….Orange you glad it is Halloween? Photo: Glowing Mickey Mouse jack-o-lantern from Main Street USA in the Magic Kingdom at Disney World.
Halloween Joke: Why Don’t skeletons fight?…Because they don’t have the guts!
Halloween Joke: Why is there a fence at the cemetery? ….Because people are dying to get in!
Halloween Joke: Why don’t skeletons play music at church?…. They have no organs!
Halloween Joke: What did one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin?….Let’s get glowing!
Halloween Joke: What does a skeleton say before dinner?….Bone appetite!
Halloween Joke: What do monsters order at fast food restaurants? French frights!
Halloween joke: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? His heart just wasn’t in it.
Halloween Joke: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? I Scream! (ice cream)
Halloween Joke: What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
Halloween Joke; Why do ghosts make great cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit!
Halloween Joke: Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.
Halloween Joke: Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry!

Are You Boo-Hooing Because You Want  A Disney Halloween?

This is a great time to lock in your Halloween adventure for next year because booking early gives guarantees the best prices and availability and the deposit is refundable if your plans change!  The best part is that Halloween is not just one day in the theme parks.  The Disney resorts offer charming events that are perfect for the whole family.  If your Disney darlings have grown into thrill-seekers craving a more intense experience, you can head over to Universal Orlando.  These events require a separate ticket and are not included in regular theme park admission but pair wonderfully with the Epcot International Food & Wine Festival.

Mickey's Not So Scary Halloween Party (Disney World, Florida) is offered on select nights in the Magic Kingdom from mid-August through October

The Oogie Boogie Bash(Disneyland, California) is offered on select nights in Disney California Adventure from mid-September through October

Halloween Horror Nights (Universal Orlando, Florida) is guaranteed to set teens and adults screaming on select nights in September through October

Hey, I want a kooky-spooky Disney or Universal Halloween Trip!  

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